What a Glorious Day to become a Pom...
On behalf of the Monarch and all the glorious peoples of this land, I would like to welcome you to the happy, if slightly disfunctional family, that is Great Britain. It's been great having you as a tenant; nice to know you will, henceforth, be an owner/occupier. May God bless you and all your endeavours in the name of this country (obviously excluding all sporting ones, which we will continue to do abysmally at).
Yours fraternally,
Richard